MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY'S CASE IS A FOLLOW UP TO A CASE POSTED ON MARCH 25, 2011 - OL TIM EPPL DEM USE TO SAY WHA SWEET NANNY GOAT AGO RUN HIM BELLY - SO SIMMA DUNG OR GOD AGO SIMMA YUH!!! SEE CASE AN LINK BELOW:

Good Morning Judge Limit and Mancourters. More than a year ago, I sent in a case involving my mother (click link fi refresh memory: http://mancourt.blogspot.ca/2011/03/man-court-is-in-session-all-rise.html)

Fi hell she won't leave di man. This morning about after 2am me get a urgent call from har, say some lady jus call har say her her common-law husband tek sick an she fi run go. About two hours after me get the phone call, me get another phone call from har say, when she reach di location, di man stiff out an a flatta at one HOTEL!!! Nuh di man woman wey him an har go di Hotel call me madda. Di woman say him tek VIAGARA an den him heart start to race an him tell di woman fi call him woman cuz him cuz she will know what to do. Me tell har say to tell dem to call 119 cuz she cyaan help an she must gwan home. But nooooo, she fling di man inna har car an carry him go emergency hospital fi avoid di "shame" she say - but me wan know - SHAME PON WHO???

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WE BACK PON DI SOLVING DI MAN PROBLEMS DEM AGAIN...WHAT A WORLD EE MAN..LONG TIME NOW ME NO HEAR FROM NO MAN BOUT WHA DEM WOMAN UP TO SO PLS ME A BEG UNU FI SEN ON DI CASES DEM - SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Morning Judge Limit and Mancourters.  I recently got married back in December 2011. Everything was fine until about 2 months ago. Me notice say when him a go anywhere him nah invite me to go wid him. Den wha night yah inna di 3am, him get a text from dis girl. Him delete what him text har say so me only coulda see fi har text to him an she say “ sorry boo, was sleeping, are you still up?” So me text har back “no”, Couple days later me text har again from fi him phone an ask when me can see har again an she say anytime him want. Me an him war bout it an him say she is nobody an how she have har man.

Anyways, we did get invitation to a wedding on the Wedding was on Saturday. Me dey yah a get ready and a fix up den him ask me wey me a go an say him nah carry me. So him alone get dress an bush like pussfoot an gone to the ‘reception’ by himself. Me smell a rat enuh an me jus want some solid advice pon how fi work di angle wey me have cuz watch me and him. Thanks

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL MY READERS :) LIFE CAN BE HARD AT TIMES BUT TRY JESUS 1ST BEFORE U TRY A GAL OR A BWOY - TRY HIM! SEE CASE BELOW: (p.s. I have quite a few to say about this case in particular enuh)

Hello Judge Limit and Fellow mancourters. I am a regular reader of mancourt blog and have decided to submit my own lickle problem. Please I am asking you, if you figure out who I am, no badda bawl it out and please don’t be biased. I want everyone’s honest opinion please.

About one month ago, I met this Black guy from out of town. He is now living and working in my city. He has tattoos, drinks and smokes and was locked up for 4 years for extortion. He does not express himself the way I want him to, so it makes m I frustrated. He loves to cycle and goes to the gym everyday.

On Saturday, I met this White guy that lives in my apartment building. I don’t know much about him yet but he wants to go to the lave to have a picnic. I am not sure what the hell to talk to him about tho but he seems very nice. He drinks too, he’s extremely active, skateboard, cycling and when we met he was bleeding from the leg down.

The problem is, both of them are extremely adventurous while I am laid back. The black guy brings this whole new emotional excitement while the white guy is silly and humorous. Really sweet. I am confused because I really like the black guy but if things don’t work out, I don’t want to miss out on the white guy.

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: 2 CASE IN ONE DAY IS NOT DI USUAL ANYMORE ENUH BUT I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY JURORS! A BAY TINGS A GWAN A WUL YAH ENUH...DI END HAS GOT TO BE NEAR - SEE CASE BELOW:

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MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SOMETIMES INNA LIFE WOMEN FI CAREFUL OF THE DEPTHS AND STEPS THEY ARE WILLING TO GO TO PLEASE A MAN AN MAKE HIM HAPPY! SOME MEN MEK ME WAN RIP OUT ME HAIR AN IT NO REALLLLL!! SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Morning Judge Limit and Mancourters. Me jus ago get straight to di point. 6 years ago when I met my husband, he was in the US illegally and I married him to help him get his papers. Anyways, about 3 years ago  he said he wants to send for his brother but we couldn’t find anyone to marry him an bring him here. Long story short, WE decided that we would get a divorce and I would fly to Jamaica and marry his brother and bring him here. We do all dat then when his ‘brother’ came here, everyting change an me mean everything! Before his brother came, he would say things like, if me ago leave him fi him brother now and what if his brother want a piece if me would give him. Jus pure off key statements a mek.

Anyways, the brother reach and both a dem start gwan like me is dem slave an me obligated to them. My 1^st husband, end up losing his job cuz him spending all this time with him brother a party an nah go work or when him do go to work – him reach late an not sober. The brother jus a gwan wid pure antics, every night almost a different woman inna di apartment (thank goodness we no have no kids here) an some of these girls fava lickle pickney. When me talk to me real husband bout it, him create one big scene an say me a gwan like me want him bredda fi fuck me instead. Me reach di point now, where me jus wan pack up an leave dem but di apartment is in my name (me did buy it) me need unu advice on how to get rid a dem.

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: MANCOURTERS, YESIDEH WE NEVA KIP COURT CUZ IT WAS HOLIDAY PON MY SIDE AN ME DID A REST ME BODY WEY NEARLY RUN DUNG WHOLE WKND! - KEEP UNU EYES OPEN: SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Morning Mancourt. This guy and I have been dating for the past 6 months now. About 2 weeks ago, him find my sex toys stash! Anyways, him ask me why me use dem and say him no understand why a woman would need a toy when she can get di real ting. Me explain that I have been single for a long time without a steady boyfren and das how me please myself. Anyways, about 2 days ago him call me an say him off work early and him gonna meet me at my place, for when me dun work. Me now on the other hand, decided to surprise him an leave work early fi a lickle extra ting, u know.

Anyways, when me walk in, me hear di TV loud loud and is porn a gwan, dat mek me get evenmore excited. When me buss di bedroom door, him inna him boxers alone and him so shocked an him face white like him jus see a ghost! Me jusmp pon him an him a try push me off say him wan go use the bathroom but me wouldn’t let him.  Him start get upset an push me off and fly inna di bathroom an slam di door. Me now rush behind him an fly di door – only to see him a tek outta him bottom, my ‘Mr. Skinny’!! Mr. Skinny is my little vibrator that wines 360 times a minute. Now unu tell me?? Di way how me shock, me jus lock back di door an go back on the bed. Him stay in there for a good 30 mins den come out and to my surprise, him start acting normal like me neva see nutten like dat and him even wanted to have sex with me but me jus tell him me no longer feel for it. Him leave di day and me talk to him still but me no want him come back a me place and when me check mi stash too, the “3 balls” one gone!